Hello, lionhearted readers. Welcome to my blog's maiden post. You will find many lovely things on this blog. As the link implies, some of it will be Kafkaesque and nightmarish. Other parts will be absurdly whimsical.
Okay. I don't want to lie to you. I am a write and I need to drum up some support and get my name out there. I just wrote a book, though I haven't published it yet. I know it sounds absurd to be pushing a product that hasn't even gone to market yet, but I can't expect readers to want to read something by someone they don't know.
I will try to regularly post fun stuff for you to feel guilty about laughing at. Also, I will be shamelessly self-promoting. So look out for my book, whenever it comes out. If it does. Imagine it won't. Gosh, this blog will be a bit awkward, won't it?
Anyway, I just wanted to pop my head in and say hi. Also, would the owner of a black Mazda please move their car? You're blocking the exit and I will get it towed.
